Dating A Malo Girls: DOs and DON’Ts Part 1
Before i set fire on my keyboard let me tell you what a malo girls means incase you don’t know.
Malo girls are the 21th century fulani/hausa girls that wants everything easy. Do you get the picture?
Now that i’ve gotten that out of the way, I need to say that this post is not meant to defame anyone but to state facts i’ve observed while dating a malo girl.
To buttress my point let me tell you an experience i had dating one of these girls.
I met Maryam during my first year in ABU, a brief and smart girl that will sweep you off your feet though i never had the intentions of dating her but she wanted to know what it felt like dating a Lagos boy…(LOL).
She passed advances at me time to time but i ignored, call me, send text, like a typical malo girl they’ll never ignite the relationship so i kept my cool too until her friends and some of mine started teasing me.
I could remember vividly when Hanatu walked up to me back then to tell me how much Maryam likes me but i’m too scared to talk to her, i was like scared? Me? i’m not scared of any girl, she then said prove it by talking to her. I never knew it was a trap. She even got my best friend to betray me by talking me into asking her out
Sooner rather than later, i fell for the trick i called Maryam up that week and asked her out. Like i expected, it wasn’t a tough deal but i was getting into something like never before…the biggest mistake of my life.
Within a month everything changed, the lady that does all the calling suddenly becomes the most sought after, never seen in class, always busy. I didn’t know all that was to build the feelings in me, and i fell for it again…
We never get to hang out except at night and of course i want to read so it’s turns into a tutorial date, i was her book boyfriend, she calls me up whenever we have a test or exams coming.
I was in so bad to the extent that she calls me up one night to come to school that she wanted me to put her through in one of our courses(Imaging the distance that night, i walked from area BZ through those dark path in ABU stadium through the ABU water board through Danfodio hostel till i got to her). I though she was coming alone…this is my opportunity to touch something as a sharp guy. We just finished cooking, i got the call after one spoon, i left the food for two reasons, (1) I wanted the dividend of my investments so bad (2) if i finish the food there’ll be nothing for me to eat when i return. Keep in my mind that it was 11pm, i lost both ways… I got there she was with her friends so no touching happened and Mahmud (my room mate) ate my food before i returned.
That’s not the painful part, I was already there so let’s just get to the tutorial of the day, within 30 mins of starting, she got the first call (obviously from a guy), i don’t understand HAUSA so i had no idea what they were saying, then the second call and the third. The whole calling chapter went, then she told me “MY COUSIN IS COMING TO SEE ME”. Okay no big deal, we all have cousins we are close to. The guy came, instead to walking close to us, he called her to come out, it’s still not a big deal, it’s probably a family affair. While waiting for her to come back, another guy came to ask of her. Instead of the idiot leaving in anger when he saw her with another guy, he just waited around. Her friend then snitched, she told me not to get angry but both guys are Maryam’s boyfriend. the thing weak me….
Now, i’m the bigger fool.
I told her friend i wanted seeing someone in mathematics department and went home in rage, you won’t believe this girl didn’t call me until 1am. So, i would have sat down there for 2 hours waiting for her like a donkey.
I couldn’t sleep that night, Maryam broke heart, Mahmud ate my food. i think M is my problem. i rolled through the night, i couldn’t not tell anyone because malo girl no suppose break lagos boy heart, so i took everything in and handled it like a man.
Here comes the embarrassment, earlier that week i borrowed her laptop because mine was stolen and i needed to update my blog. She needed her laptop back since we are not in good term anymore, instead of her just walking up to me to get her laptop she told a lecturer friend of hers to do the magic. Faithful Monday morning, everyone was settled in class i entered looking all good walked pass her, no hello, picked a seat in front of the class and brought out the laptop.
The lecturer walked in but he didn’t want it to look like he was told to embarrass me, so he lecture on for a while and turned to me.
Lecturer: Isn’t that Maryam’s Laptop?
Me: Yes, it is
Lecturer: What is it doing with you? At this point i turned to look at her, she looked away
Me: I borrowed it from her
Lecturer: What would she use, Would you give her laptop back to her now.
I felt like entering the ground that morning, but i got to understand. Out of a 100 of us in the class, how was he able to spot Maryam’s laptop? They already discussed it.
Let me stop here for now.
That was how Maryam used and dump me.
Let’s get to the topic of the day. DOs and DON’Ts of dating a Malo girl